Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize