I'm drive I can fine osifer
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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