dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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