On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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