Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
How does it feel to date your dad?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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