So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Just cropdusted the office
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
How does it feel to date your dad?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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