Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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