Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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