Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I just had sex on a roof
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
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