I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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