Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
