Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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