I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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