why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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