he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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