yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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