He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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