haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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