Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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