we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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