I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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