but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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