just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize