I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
