People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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