nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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