She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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