I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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