It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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