woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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