Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
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