Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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