yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i can't believe i had my finger in that
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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