is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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