I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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