that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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