Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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