Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Randomize
