well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
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