I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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