Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Randomize
