i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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