somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I'm really busy with my period
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