Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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