During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
