Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just found a bag of teeth...
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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