Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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