Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
