Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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