Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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