Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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