So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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