Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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