Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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